NEWS FLASH - there has been - A Crime

Seriously.  On the one hand this is a pretty funny sign.  

Because, in Washington DC the crimes from just one week were reported as follows: 

It is sad really.  But on the other hand it raises questions.  How does Singapore keep the crime down so seemingly effectively?

Are the citizens all just trained to obedience from a very young age?
Is everyone afraid of the strict punishments for crime?
Is there some kind of government cover up?
Are the people here just inherently better behaved?  Less angry.

I like feeling safe.  But how?
~k